Did You Eat Too Much of Mama's Cooking?
Does your belly hang out like a champion beer guzzler? Your gut
got you in a rut? Do you stuff your face with chocolate and call it
dinner? Find out about ways to lose weight that won't make you feel
like one of Arnold's Girly Girls. We promise not to say things like
"Tummy Tuck" or "Look great in your Bikini".
We will tell you about the diet plans out there, and how they
rate from a guy's perspective. You can get really aggressive and go
for the hydroxycut , muscle bulging look or just drop a few pounds. We'll
tell you which diet plans want to take over your life and talk about
feelings, and which ones offer useful stuff like ready made meals
you can have delivered like this one: (Zone Healthy Lifestyle ). We offer advice for the fat single guy, the
fat husband and the thin guys inside.
DIET NEWS FOR MEN
- News Flash! Many American men are fat!
Really Really Fat!
- Men that are overweight are less likely to
have sex and more likely to be lonely and spend
too much time surfing the web looking for free
porn.
- Scientists discover that eating cereal for
dinner is actually called breakfast.
- Research shows that the people who make
those Carls Junior commercials don't really care
about you, they just want to sell hamburgers.
Very Serious Scientific Studies!
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Fantasy vs. Reality
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Real
fabricated Statistics: |
Percentage |
| % of men who
don't think they are overweight: |
80% |
| % of unbiased
observers who disagree: |
80% |
| % of women who, when asked by a man if he has
gained weight, will say "maybe a little but you
still look good": (This is true) |
100% |
Leading Ways Men Realize they are getting Fat
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Noticed pants were getting tighter and
name isn't Thomas Magnum, P.I.
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Noticed underwear is too tight in
the wrong places.
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Tee shirts wear out in the belly first
and can't blame it on washing machine
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All your belts have added notches, and didn't
shrink when you wore them in the rain.
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Your friends start calling you "bubba".
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Your buddy doesn't mind you hanging
around his hot new girl friend.
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Your girlfriend/wife/blow up doll gets
the wind knocked out of her during sex.
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